Stupid Nicknames

Everyone knows someone with a nickname. The latest nickname that comes to mind is Tom "The Hammer" DeLay. While nicknames may be cool, sometimes there not.

For instance, if you allegedly kill someone and your nickname is Scuz then your nickname may not be cool. For Demetrius "Scuz" Fiorentino, it isn't cool. Well, Fiorentino's lawyer claims it isn't cool. The vampire is so worried about his client's nickname he is asking the judge to bar any references to it during the murder trial.

Fiorentino's council seems to think the moniker has negative connotations. Hmm, you don't say?

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