Tommy Lee Goes to College and I Throw Up

Reality TV. Who the hell watches this? I came home today, and clicked on the tube to check my Tivo. Before I got to my program listings, I noticed ex-porn start Tommy Lee on the tube. However, Tommy was juxtapositioned next to someone with a college logo on their shirt.

Tommy Lee and college are two things that shouldn't be mixed. Or at the very least seem as though they can't be mixed. I clicked `guide' on the Tivo remote to discover that this was yet another reality TV show.

The first thing that crossed my mind when I saw Tommy Lee in the college setting was, "I wonder what he scored on his ACT or SAT?" I don't think they ever mentioned his scores, or even if he had taken the college entrance exams. It is entirely plausible that he can't even spell ACT or SAT.

Reality, yeah I'm in college without taking any entrance exams. That's about as real as a flambouyant homosexual beating out an ex-navy seal at a Survivor type competition. Sheesh.