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Some men are outside-the-box thinkers -- Einstein, Newton, Galileo, Edison. But we, we being men, have a new pioneer amongst us -- Philip Winikoff.

Philip has been mischaracterized. First, let me tell you what he was. Philip was an altruist. A champion among women. Despite not having a medical license, he was offering free breast exams to the women of Miami.

Philip visited an apartment complex in Miami, and went door to door, offering his services. Philip's heart was in the right place, but his lack of medical training caused a medical blunder that has been misconstrued as `sexual assault' by the powers that be.

Philip, not having medical experience, asked his first patient to completely disrobe. Obviously, Philip thought that a genital exam was typically performed with the breast exams. Furthermore, because he lacked medical training, he forgot to put on medical gloves.

Oh, I know. Women are barking right now -- "He's a pervert, He's sick, He's ...". No ladies, he is a saint. All he wanted to do was help, and you women turn him into some sex crazed pervert!

Honestly, why would someone want to give a genital exam to some women without gloves. If he's forgetful like me, he may forget to was his hands before lunch! Which would really screw up my lunch because taste is based on smell. And I don't want to taste that while eating a burger.

Let us all hope that justice prevails! If you're interested in reading about the case, click here.