Monday, April 30, 2007

Dr. Sbano and His Cream Applicator

Umm, yes I haven't blogged in forever. Maybe I'll start again. This story had to be blogged about though.

Dr. Fadi Sbano is a genius. I dare say he is smarter than Philip Winikoff.

Dr. Sbano is not a doctor. He just plays one around stupid women.

What did Dr. Sbano do? He met a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest (I think this is some place in England) who was afraid that she had contracted typhoid again. Dr. Sbano told the schoolteacher that he had was friends with a gynaecologist who had invented a cream to cure the typhoid.

Because the cream was invented by a gynaecologist, it had special requirements. The first requirement was that the cream not be applied directly to the rash. The second requirement was that the cream be administered to the vagina. A simple application to the exterior of the vagina is not enough though for this magical cream. Instead it is required that the cream be applied "to his penis and apply it inside her."

Yes that is correct. The cream required penal insertion.

The treatments went on for 9 months. Before the lady began to question the motives. Dr. Sbano was very tricky in his `clinical' treatments. Some of the `clinical' advice was received from his gynaecologist friend -- "When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes".

I wonder if Dr. Sbano wasn't available if one of his friends would administer the treatment?

Read the real story here. So for all you single guys out there ... There is hope -- just pretend to be a doctor.